Jose would not stop talking about his space-saving patio furniture.
“It all interlocks and forms this big black tower. I got it from The Sharper Image. It’s so awesome.”
Of course, this led to the inevitable — Glenallen Hill and Dave Stieb tossing the whole set into the pool on multiple occasions throughout the evening.
This site is in no way affiliated with Jose Canseco. We're just a fan of his pool parties, his taste in fashion, and his steroid-fueled mega-dingers.