Jose told Jessica it was a bad idea for her cousin to get married at his pool party. But she wouldn’t listen. “What could go wrong?” she asked.
And for once, Jose was right.
Pool Party Updates
This site is in no way affiliated with Jose Canseco. We're just a fan of his pool parties, his taste in fashion, and his steroid-fueled mega-dingers.
Pool Party Roll Call
YES
- Jose Canseco (organizer)
- Jessica Canseco (organizer)
MAYBE
- Roger Clemens
- Debbie Clemens
- Tony Fernandez
- Sarah Lawson
- Attila
- Jay Buhner
- Juwan Howard
- Grant Hill
- Scottie Pippen
- Erotic Falcons
- Barry Obama
- George Bell
- Dan Plesac
- Juan Samuel
- Dwayne Schintzius
- JYD
- Yourhighness Morgan
- Danny Tartabull
- Johnny Ray
- Billy Ripken
- Jakob Lodwick
- Chris Sabo
- Jesse Levis
- Japanese Pizza Hut
- Sinbad
- iJustine
- Jamal Mashburn
- Biggie Hendrix
- Randy Johnson
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez
- Donut Burgers
- David Caruso
- Rasheed Wallace
- George Bell
- Rachel Marsden
- The Wassup Guys
- Claudia Porros
- Daisy De La Hoya
NO
- Kobe Bryant
- Eliot Spitzer
- Bitter Beer Face Guy
- Yasmine Bleeth
- Super Hans
- Mitch Williams
- Michael Jordan
- Michael Jackson
- Pete Carroll
- Baron Davis
- (Pregnant) Jessica Alba
- Adriana Lima
- Todd Marinovich
- Scatman Crothers
- Scott Spiezio
- Jason Kidd
- Hope Dworkaczyk
- Christian Laettner
- Bobby Hurley
- Cedric Maxwell (aka Cornbread Caveman)
- Julia Allison
- Allison Stokke
- Donald Fagen*
- Michael McDonald*
- Jesse Barfield
- Clay Davis
- Kate Hudson
- Chris Bosh
- Venga Boys
