To Jose, there were only two kinds of pool parties: the one with mashed potatoes you stuck your )*$@$ into or the kind that ended up with Gregg Jeffries snorting ketamine off the riding lawnmower.
And if you needed supplies, you had to invite South Florida’s best non-Colombian connection: Super Hans.
This site is in no way affiliated with Jose Canseco. We're just a fan of his pool parties, his taste in fashion, and his steroid-fueled mega-dingers.