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Chris Sabo was well into the second keg of Red Dog when he decided to make a move on the future Mrs. Jamie Kotsay. Sabo knew he’d need something fierce to make a good impression.  This is what followed… Sabo: So, uh, I think if I hook up a line from the gas grill to the pool house. I could create a sauna. Jaime: Really? Sabo: Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Jamie: ? (crickets…)  The joke fell flatter than the Red Dog.  Sabo pounded another.  It would be a long, long pool party.  (Editor’s note: With a continental breakfast and free wifi, HI Express is a great place to sleep off a pool party bender.  Sadly for Sabo, both HI Express’ treats were not offered in 1998.)

Chris Sabo was well into the second keg of Red Dog when he decided to make a move on the future Mrs. Jamie Kotsay. Sabo knew he’d need something fierce to make a good impression.  This is what followed…

Sabo: So, uh, I think if I hook up a line from the gas grill to the pool house. I could create a sauna.

Jaime: Really?

Sabo: Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Jamie: ?

(crickets…) 

The joke fell flatter than the Red Dog.  Sabo pounded another.  It would be a long, long pool party. 

(Editor’s note: With a continental breakfast and free wifi, HI Express is a great place to sleep off a pool party bender.  Sadly for Sabo, both HI Express’ treats were not offered in 1998.)

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