Much has been made about Roger Clemens’ supposed appearance at Jose’s Pool Party, which is sad. There was so much more to the party than Roger. But since Roger is the centerpiece, it probably bears repeating what was the tipping point for him to attend.
After receiving Jose’s invite, he called to RSVP. He wouldn’t be making it. Jose sounded distraught. This followed…
Jose: Dude, you’re aren’t coming?
Roger: Sorry, rehabing.
Jose: But your wife…
Roger: Sorry Jose.
Jose: But the party is going to be so bad…so SINBAD!
Roger: WHAT! Sinbad will be there!?!?!
Jose: Yep.
Roger: See you Friday.
Four days later Roger’s Ford Bronco would pull up.
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Pool Party Roll Call
YES
- Jose Canseco (organizer)
- Jessica Canseco (organizer)
MAYBE
- Roger Clemens
- Debbie Clemens
- Tony Fernandez
- Sarah Lawson
- Attila
- Jay Buhner
- Juwan Howard
- Grant Hill
- Scottie Pippen
- Erotic Falcons
- Barry Obama
- George Bell
- Dan Plesac
- Juan Samuel
- Dwayne Schintzius
- JYD
- Yourhighness Morgan
- Danny Tartabull
- Johnny Ray
- Billy Ripken
- Jakob Lodwick
- Chris Sabo
- Jesse Levis
- Japanese Pizza Hut
- Sinbad
- iJustine
- Jamal Mashburn
- Biggie Hendrix
- Randy Johnson
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez
- Donut Burgers
- David Caruso
- Rasheed Wallace
- George Bell
- Rachel Marsden
- The Wassup Guys
- Claudia Porros
- Daisy De La Hoya
NO
- Kobe Bryant
- Eliot Spitzer
- Bitter Beer Face Guy
- Yasmine Bleeth
- Super Hans
- Mitch Williams
- Michael Jordan
- Michael Jackson
- Pete Carroll
- Baron Davis
- (Pregnant) Jessica Alba
- Adriana Lima
- Todd Marinovich
- Scatman Crothers
- Scott Spiezio
- Jason Kidd
- Hope Dworkaczyk
- Christian Laettner
- Bobby Hurley
- Cedric Maxwell (aka Cornbread Caveman)
- Julia Allison
- Allison Stokke
- Donald Fagen*
- Michael McDonald*
- Jesse Barfield
- Clay Davis
- Kate Hudson
- Chris Bosh
- Venga Boys
