Pool Party Updates
There were three erotic falcons at the pool party, but one flew away early to hit up South Beach.
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Pool Party Roll Call
YES
- Jose Canseco (organizer)
- Jessica Canseco (organizer)
MAYBE
- Roger Clemens
- Debbie Clemens
- Tony Fernandez
- Sarah Lawson
- Attila
- Jay Buhner
- Juwan Howard
- Grant Hill
- Scottie Pippen
- Erotic Falcons
- Barry Obama
- George Bell
- Dan Plesac
- Juan Samuel
- Dwayne Schintzius
- JYD
- Yourhighness Morgan
- Danny Tartabull
- Johnny Ray
- Billy Ripken
- Jakob Lodwick
- Chris Sabo
- Jesse Levis
- Japanese Pizza Hut
- Sinbad
- iJustine
- Jamal Mashburn
- Biggie Hendrix
- Randy Johnson
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez
- Donut Burgers
- David Caruso
- Rasheed Wallace
- George Bell
- Rachel Marsden
- The Wassup Guys
- Claudia Porros
- Daisy De La Hoya
NO
- Kobe Bryant
- Eliot Spitzer
- Bitter Beer Face Guy
- Yasmine Bleeth
- Super Hans
- Mitch Williams
- Michael Jordan
- Michael Jackson
- Pete Carroll
- Baron Davis
- (Pregnant) Jessica Alba
- Adriana Lima
- Todd Marinovich
- Scatman Crothers
- Scott Spiezio
- Jason Kidd
- Hope Dworkaczyk
- Christian Laettner
- Bobby Hurley
- Cedric Maxwell (aka Cornbread Caveman)
- Julia Allison
- Allison Stokke
- Donald Fagen*
- Michael McDonald*
- Jesse Barfield
- Clay Davis
- Kate Hudson
- Chris Bosh
- Venga Boys
