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Party Transcripts, Volume Two

Deb Clemens:

Hey Jessica, thanks for having us.


Jess Canseco:

Oh, no problem Debbie. Glad you guys could make it.


Deb:

Say Jessica, your breasts look fantastic!


Jess:

Oh, thanks...Dr. Rosen works wonders. You're not looking too bad yourself.


Deb:

You're too sweet.


Jess:

No, seriously, you're looking fantastic.


Deb:

Well, a little HGH and surgical enhancement goes a long way.


Jess:

You want to duck inside, compare our doctor's handiwork?


Deb:

Sure. That is in no way trashy or inappropriate. Let's go inside and show each other our big fake boobs.


Jess:

Well, what are we waiting for?


This site is in no way affiliated with Jose Canseco. We're just a fan of his pool parties, his taste in fashion, and his steroid-fueled mega-dingers.

 

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