Rachel Marsden made out with Benito Santiago out by the Canseco estate’s garden shed, then stole his Oakleys and tried to auction them off on eBay.
Sadly, there were no bidders.
While future husband Mark Kotsay was busy finishing up his collegiate baseball career, a young Jamie Kotsay was at the party. Onlookers suggested that Mark is fortunate his wife didn’t wind up Jamie Sabo based on the chemistry witnessed between the leggy model and the bespectacled third baseman that fateful day.
(Photo via SbB)
At Jose’s insistence, the party was catered by a Japanese Pizza Hut. Jose said it was absolutely necessary, b/c “stupid-ass American Pizza Hut” doesn’t serve his favorite style of pizza (pictured above).
(Photo via Drawing for Food)
Clay Davis was just a junior Alderman in West Baltimore back in 1998, but man, could you imagine had he been at the party?
Shhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt!
Much has been made about Roger Clemens’ supposed appearance at Jose’s Pool Party, which is sad. There was so much more to the party than Roger. But since Roger is the centerpiece, it probably bears repeating what was the tipping point for him to attend.
After receiving Jose’s invite, he called to RSVP. He wouldn’t be making it. Jose sounded distraught. This followed…
Jose: Dude, you’re aren’t coming?
Roger: Sorry, rehabing.
Jose: But your wife…
Roger: Sorry Jose.
Jose: But the party is going to be so bad…so SINBAD!
Roger: WHAT! Sinbad will be there!?!?!
Jose: Yep.
Roger: See you Friday.
Four days later Roger’s Ford Bronco would pull up.
As some guests started to leave the pool party early, a distraught Jose knew that the message on his pager was, in fact, true:
“Dude, Hooters girls with SWAT team weapons at Sarasota Hooters!! Get your ass down here!”
Jose knew he would have to turn up the dial on his flagging pool party to keep the guests entertained.
How did he do it? More to come…
Jose wanted to put a sign like this above his doorway for the party, but fortunately for everyone, Jessica intervened.
(photo via Buzzmachine)
It’s this kind of passion about women (albeit women’s basketball) that Jose wanted to see out of all the pool party guests.
Darn tootin’!!!
(via Kentucky Sports Radio)
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