Jose Canseco's Pool Party

The Budweiser wassup crew — oh yeah, you better believe they were there.  Jose was a HUGE fan of their work, and extended an invite personally.

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While we don’t have video from the actual event (yet), pool party experts around the country agree — Paul Thomas Anderson’s vision of the pool party in Boogie Nights is probably the closest you can come to witnessing Jose’s epic poolside bash (until we get our hands on Ed Sprague’s handicam footage).

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Who was that in the window?

Why it was former Red Sox scout Jesse Levis…watching the pool party…up to his usual tricks (and we don’t mean “rearranging clothes”):

According to an arrest report, the two girls, age 13 and 14, told police they had been swimming at the pool around 7 p.m. Sunday with their father when they saw Levis standing naked and masturbating at the window of his second-floor hotel room, which overlooks the pool.

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Chris Bosh was NOT in attendance.  But Will Ferrell was spied by party attendees, cracking up Woody Williams and Juan Guzman by the BBQ (more on that to follow)

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The Venga Boys were NOT at the party.

They were invited personally by Jose, and were en route from a show at Papas and Beer in Rosarito Beach. Unfortunately, an abnormally slow customs agent in El Paso forced them to miss their connecting flight to Miami.

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Who was the creepy neighbor with a carnation on his tank top peering through the wooden fence at Jose’s Pool Party?  I think we have a suspect.

(via The Big Lead) 

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Two Luvabulls. One bread dildo. Lunch at halfcourt. A sub slam.  And of course, Scotty Pippen.  

Either way, Jose’s Pool Party could have definitely used a party sub to satiate the drunken ballplayers late night.

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