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George Bell dropped by the party.  Jose said “hey, why don’t you take a dip in the pool?” George replied “no way man, that pool will totally mess with my curl.”

George Bell dropped by the party. 

Jose said “hey, why don’t you take a dip in the pool?”

George replied “no way man, that pool will totally mess with my curl.”

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Justine Ezarik, aka iJustine, was there.  But Jessica got irritated with her attempts to interview attendees in the pool, and she was asked to leave.

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Much like this hippo exhibit at the zoo, Jose Canseco’s pool party had a splatter zone. Unfortunately at Jose’s, there were no signs to warn partygoers of the imminent danger. (Photo via I Can Has Cheezburger?)

Much like this hippo exhibit at the zoo, Jose Canseco’s pool party had a splatter zone. Unfortunately at Jose’s, there were no signs to warn partygoers of the imminent danger.

(Photo via I Can Has Cheezburger?)

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In case you were wondering, yes, Jamal “Monster Mash” Mashburn was there. (Image/look-alike credit: Hugging Harold Reynolds) 

In case you were wondering, yes, Jamal “Monster Mash” Mashburn was there.

(Image/look-alike credit: Hugging Harold Reynolds) 

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Biggie Hendrix was there. Obviously. If you really think Biggie Hendrix would miss a party like this, you clearly don’t know Biggie Hendrix (via Boing Boing)

Biggie Hendrix was there. Obviously.

If you really think Biggie Hendrix would miss a party like this, you clearly don’t know Biggie Hendrix

(via Boing Boing)

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We know at least one Bash Brother was present at the pool party.

We know at least one Bash Brother was present at the pool party.

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Randy Johnson dropped by for some guacamole and Tecate.  He inadvertently got talked into doing his “bird trick” for a crowd of onlookers (reportedly led by none other than the Rocket himself).

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Never one to decline a pool party invitation, birthday boy and famed Colombian author Gabriel Garcia Marquez was at Jose’s bash.

Never one to decline a pool party invitation, birthday boy and famed Colombian author Gabriel Garcia Marquez was at Jose’s bash.

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In addition to the aforementioned pizza from Pizza Hut Japan, donut burgers were also served at the party.  Kelvim Escobar is rumored to have eaten three.

In addition to the aforementioned pizza from Pizza Hut Japan, donut burgers were also served at the party.  Kelvim Escobar is rumored to have eaten three.

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This guy (who may or may not be David Caruso) was there, complete with his indoor sunglasses, flame head, horns, chopper, and of course, mountains of cocaine.

This guy (who may or may not be David Caruso) was there, complete with his indoor sunglasses, flame head, horns, chopper, and of course, mountains of cocaine.

Via milhaus (archive)

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In what should come as little surprise to those who’re familiar with his work, Sheed was there.

When he got out of the pool, he hurled his wet towel at Carlos Delgado, much to the chagrin of the then-Jays first baseman.

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We don’t know her name, but we’ve got confirmation from several party attendees that she was there, DIY furry leather bikini and all.

We don’t know her name, but we’ve got confirmation from several party attendees that she was there, DIY furry leather bikini and all.

Via milhaus (archive)

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The Budweiser wassup crew — oh yeah, you better believe they were there.  Jose was a HUGE fan of their work, and extended an invite personally.

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This site is in no way affiliated with Jose Canseco. We're just a fan of his pool parties, his taste in fashion, and his steroid-fueled mega-dingers.

 

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