Pool Party Updates

Jessica thought the old men were creepy, hence she turned them away at the door, but Jose thought their amimosity towards each other was just what the pool party and inter-gender volleyball game needed.

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Snow-capped hijinx like this was exactly what Roger was looking to get away from Toronto and why he was so happy to be pumping the keg at Jose Canseco’s Pool Party.

(via KSR from WithLeather)

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The machinations of world wars were way above the heads of most pool party guests, but all agreed that “Goddamn! Those grillables could have put up more a fight!”

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Crank Dat on the Raft

Anybody who has been to a pool party knows how important music is to the proceedings. So when Sabo recommended some Thin Lizzy “The Boys Are Back In Town” for Roger’s arrival, all was good.

Luckily, no one recommended that they Crank Dat Kobe-style.

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Jose was pretty manicial about not letting his neighbors - German professors on sabbatical from Frankfurt - into the party.  Jessica couldn’t understand what the problem was.  Jose knew damn well the what problem was.(via Funlap)

Jose was pretty manicial about not letting his neighbors - German professors on sabbatical from Frankfurt - into the party.  Jessica couldn’t understand what the problem was.  Jose knew damn well the what problem was.

(via Funlap)

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Juwan Howard, Scottie Pippen, and Grant Hill dropped by with a truck full of McNuggets. 

Juwan put on a dunking clinic in the pool while Scottie relaxed on a chaise lounge; somehow Grant Hill managed to get severely injured before he ever entered the party.

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Ladies and gentleman of the Pool Party, I introduce Client #8.

Ladies and gentleman of the Pool Party, I introduce Client #8.

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When the party rental company showed up with extra tables, Jessica Canseco threw a stink eye at the driver. Maybe it was the smell of Pineapple Express, maybe it was the way he tossed a pole 30 yards with his left hand, or maybe it was the Spicolli haido - either way, she was determined to make sure Todd Marinovich DID NOT crash the Pool Party.

When the party rental company showed up with extra tables, Jessica Canseco threw a stink eye at the driver.

Maybe it was the smell of Pineapple Express, maybe it was the way he tossed a pole 30 yards with his left hand, or maybe it was the Spicolli haido - either way, she was determined to make sure Todd Marinovich DID NOT crash the Pool Party.

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It wasn’t unusual for guys like Gregg Jeffries, Jose Canseco, Roger Clemens and George Bell to get together and break out the Mile High Club stories. Luckily Sabo had a little aviation story of his own.His uncle had bought him a roundtrip ticket to Trondheim, Norway on Ed Force One. For once, the other players looked impressed…until Sabo put up his metal horns.

It wasn’t unusual for guys like Gregg Jeffries, Jose Canseco, Roger Clemens and George Bell to get together and break out the Mile High Club stories. Luckily Sabo had a little aviation story of his own.

His uncle had bought him a roundtrip ticket to Trondheim, Norway on Ed Force One.

For once, the other players looked impressed…until Sabo put up his metal horns.

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To Jose, there were only two kinds of pool parties: the one with mashed potatoes you stuck your )*$@$ into or the kind that ended up with Gregg Jeffries snorting ketamine off the riding lawnmower.  And if you needed supplies, you had to invite South Florida’s best non-Colombian connection: Super Hans.

To Jose, there were only two kinds of pool parties: the one with mashed potatoes you stuck your )*$@$ into or the kind that ended up with Gregg Jeffries snorting ketamine off the riding lawnmower. 

And if you needed supplies, you had to invite South Florida’s best non-Colombian connection: Super Hans.

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Nobody loved a Wild Thing more than Jose (especially when she was working the main stage at Wiggles in Port Lucie, FL), but Jessica put the kibosh on Mitch Williams attending the pool party.  With Mitch’s mouth and all the kids playing “sharks and minnows” at the pool party, it was probably for the best. (via Bugs and Cranks) 

Nobody loved a Wild Thing more than Jose (especially when she was working the main stage at Wiggles in Port Lucie, FL), but Jessica put the kibosh on Mitch Williams attending the pool party. 

With Mitch’s mouth and all the kids playing “sharks and minnows” at the pool party, it was probably for the best.

(via Bugs and Cranks) 

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Eliot Spitzer and the bitter beer face guy were NOT there. Both were too busy picking up hookers in West Palm Beach to make it to Miami for Jose’s fiesta.

Eliot Spitzer and the bitter beer face guy were NOT there.

Both were too busy picking up hookers in West Palm Beach to make it to Miami for Jose’s fiesta.

Via tumblinas.

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Rumors are swirling that bad mofo Barry Obama dropped by the party for a couple Piña Coladas and struck up a conversation about politics, philosophy, and Dawson’s Creek with David Caruso and Rasheed Wallace.

Rumors are swirling that bad mofo Barry Obama dropped by the party for a couple Piña Coladas and struck up a conversation about politics, philosophy, and Dawson’s Creek with David Caruso and Rasheed Wallace.

Via WTF?! Probably NSFW!

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