Jose Canseco's Pool Party

You know at least a couple of the guys were drinkin’ Cold Cock at the pool party.

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Tyson-Holyfield III In The Works

Holyfield, who has been the world heavyweight champion a record four times, said that Tyson had approached him, through an intermediary, to discuss a rematch after their infamous second fight in 1997 ended in disgrace. Tyson, showing unprecedented savagery, bit Holyfield twice and tore off a chunk of his ear - which he then spat to the canvas.

There has been some talk between us,” Holyfield said…. [Jeff Fenech, Tyson’s trainer told Holyfield] ‘The main thing Mike wants to know is if you would be willing to fight him again?’ I said, ‘Yeah, if the price is right, I probably would’.”

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Pool Party Mixtape: June 25, 2006 at Rehab, Las Vegas

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Party Transcripts, Volume Two

Deb Clemens:

Hey Jessica, thanks for having us.

Jess Canseco:

Oh, no problem Debbie. Glad you guys could make it.

Deb:

Say Jessica, your breasts look fantastic!

Jess:

Oh, thanks...Dr. Rosen works wonders. You're not looking too bad yourself.

Deb:

You're too sweet.

Jess:

No, seriously, you're looking fantastic.

Deb:

Well, a little HGH and surgical enhancement goes a long way.

Jess:

You want to duck inside, compare our doctor's handiwork?

Deb:

Sure. That is in no way trashy or inappropriate. Let's go inside and show each other our big fake boobs.

Jess:

Well, what are we waiting for?

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The 1986 Dodgers do the Baseball Boogie…and set a record for most satin jackets in witnessed in one place since the Kool Moe Dee lookalike contest earlier that year (via With Leather)

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Looks like we’ve found our official theme song.

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Will Ferrell, Bill Walton, a game of H-O-R-S-E, and some unfortunate short shorts (via Awful Announcing)

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For all your pool party security needs, contact Fred Simmons.

 ps: he don’t dance around naked like that Will Ferrell fella.

(via Mike Tully) 

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My wife cheated on me — with A-Rod!

Via Anthony King: 2010

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