Jose Canseco's Pool Party

A pair of Ewings were found in the pool house, but credit card receipts had Patrick at Atlanta’s fabled Gold Club during the pool party.

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The Princess of Monaco was nowhere near the pool party (since you asked, she was Majorrca), but there was definitely some royalty in the shallow end of the pool.

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Jose made it clear in the invite:  Know your Rick Rudes from your Rick Mahlers or don’t come to the pool party.

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This is a re-enactment of what happened to Dan Plesac when he got in the way of one of Jose’s vicious pool volleyball spikes (photo via The Meaningful Collateral)

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There were three erotic falcons at the pool party, but one flew away early to hit up South Beach.

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Christian Laettner was going to attend — he was tipped off about the party by Bobby Hurley, who was actually friends with Canseco’s wife Jessica back in Sacramento.

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These girls were initially invited to the pool party, but they said had a prior engagement.  That pissed Jose off, so he rescinded their invitation.

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That kind of language is why Ripken The Lesser was made to valet Danny Tartabull’s Fiero before being let into the Pool Party.

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Tony Fernandez: Possible pool party attendee. Donruss Diamond King. May or may not be Edgar Renteria’s uncle.

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