Jose Canseco's Pool Party

These girls were at the party, invited personally by Jose when he saw them going from the Apple Store to Hot Topic at a mall in the Miami-Dade area, b/c he said he “digs those hipster chicks with their keds and bracelets and silly hats and shit.”

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Sadly, the party came to a close when the notorious drug-dealing Harlem midget got shot.

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If Helena Christensen had been at Jose’s pool party, maybe things would have gone differently for the Rocket and Jose.

Alas, she was still in mourning over the loss of Michael Hutchence, and declined Jose’s invitation.  Leaving us all to wonder, “what if?”

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Happy New Year from Jose Canseco’s Pool Party (via bigfun)

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Jose would not stop talking about his space-saving patio furniture.

“It all interlocks and forms this big black tower.  I got it from The Sharper Image. It’s so awesome.”

Of course, this led to the inevitable — Glenallen Hill and Dave Stieb tossing the whole set into the pool on multiple occasions throughout the evening.

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Despite what urban legend may say about it, we have it on good authority that no scenes from Pootie Tang were filmed at the pool party.

But Mario Joyner may have been in attendance.

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When things got out of hand following Sabo starting a sushi fight and the cops had to be called, Jose wasted no time in summoning his lawyer to make sure everything was handled on the up-and-up.

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Fortunately for everyone in attendance, Rae Carruth did not attend.  There were rumors he was sitting in the trunk of a car outside the party, but those were never confirmed.

There was, however, this guy — he showed up a few hours after the party began, wearing a Carruth jersey and ranting about how “this is the Panthers year — Beuerlein is going to get it done.”

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