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Due to a time when digital cameras weren’t ubiquitous, there is no evidence of this, but from multiple first-hand accounts we can begin to piece together the reputed his/her t-shirts worn at the pool party by Candy Maldanado and his girlfriend Brittani…
Brittani:
I’m With Big Butt
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Candy:
I’m Hitting That
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Jose loved this animated gif so much, he put up a Geocities site for the pool party and put this on the homepage.
There it stayed for several years, before Jose finally let the Geocities account go in 2003.
Then it was lost to the world, until we excavated it and restored it to all its glory here.
Cheers, Jose.
Jose kept pitching his idea for a sitcom based around swingers in the 1970’s to a TV executive friend-of-a-friend who dropped by the pool party. “It’ll be great,” Jose told him, “there will just be all these hot people doin’ it all the time — but it’ll be authentic and true to the time period, not some cheesy softcore Skinemax job.” Unfortunately, the suit wasn’t having any of it.
But flash forward a decade, and here’s a show that looks eeerily similar to Jose’s finding its way to the very same network that executive now works for.
If Jose had any money for a lawyer, he would SO be hiring one right now.
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Some of Jose’s inner circle felt a little bad for what happened to Sid Bream at the party.
But Jose assured them all he had it coming for “what he and Otis Nixon did to him that night at the Gold Club in Hotlanta.”
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By the time 5pm rolled around, Jose was so blasted out of his mind that he didn’t even see what was looming in his bathtub when he went to, in his words, ‘drop a deuce’. Sadly, as a result he missed the opportunity of a lifetime for some one-on-one with one of Israel’s finest.
Since you asked — the Snorgtees girl was unable to make Jose’s pool party, too busy with an OshKosh B’gosh shoot to stop by for a paddle in the kiddie pool.
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Vernon Maxwell was officiating the Marco Polo match, when things went horribly awry. What started as a seemingly-harmless dispute over Ozzie opening his eyes turned into fisticuffs, and Mad Max was escorted off the premises by two of Jose’s tae kwon do buddies.
When Jessica joked that the invite to the pool party should say “Pants Optional”, she may have been prescient beyond her years or cup size.
(via vous pensez)
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