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SportShorts was at the party. And Chris Sabo will never forgive them for what they subjected him to that day in the pool house.
Ringposts beware...be Coco B. Ware
How this escaped the noble editors of this site until today is a towering testament to the forgetful powers of Knob Creek. That said, we’re tickled fuschia that Jose is lacing ‘em up. He’ll turn the sweet science sour, but that’s fine by me. The question is whether Vai spends more time punching Jose or the ringposts.
War By the Shore? We’re in…ALL IN!
Jose...
Jose shares his thoughts on A-Rod and Madonna — who are rumored to have met at Jose’s party (via ThreeStrikesandOut)
June 2008
5 posts
Jose loved this animated gif so much, he put up a Geocities site for the pool party and put this on the homepage.
There it stayed for several years, before Jose finally let the Geocities account go in 2003. Then it was lost to the world, until we excavated it and restored it to all its glory here.
Cheers, Jose.
No one was quite sure what to think when Kelly Gruber showed up six sheets to the wind — dressed in a bomber jacket, Dokken t-shirt and pajama pants — with a bottle of Boysenberry Schnapps in one hand and a SONY Watchman blaring Airwolf in the other.
Fortunately, he came in, said something about “messin’ up his groin for good in that rundown”, devoured an entire...
May 2008
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April 2008
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Derek Jeter wasn't there... →
But three of his current or past girlfriends were. See if you can guess which ones.
Who made this coffee? If you don’t know who made it, you’ve got to...
– Jose Canseco, to a bookstore employee during one stop of his “Vindicated” book tour (via Deadspin)
La Anabolica
NEW YORKâJust days after the publication of Vindicated, his second book concerning the use of steroids in professional baseball, former steroid-using baseball player and current steroid-awareness advocate Jose Canseco has debuted La Anabolica, an opera concerning the use of steroids in professional baseball. “I’ve done books, interviews, public speaking appearances, improv, and...
March 2008
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Jose on Letterman →
Monday night (3/31) on CBS. Undoubtedly promoting his book while dazzling the world with his Canseco charms.