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These girls were at the party, invited personally by Jose when he saw them going from the Apple Store to Hot Topic at a mall in the Miami-Dade area, b/c he said he “digs those hipster chicks with their keds and bracelets and silly hats and shit.”

These girls were at the party, invited personally by Jose when he saw them going from the Apple Store to Hot Topic at a mall in the Miami-Dade area, b/c he said he “digs those hipster chicks with their keds and bracelets and silly hats and shit.”

Via the ship is going down, let's have a party.

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Sadly, the party came to a close when the notorious drug-dealing Harlem midget got shot.

Sadly, the party came to a close when the notorious drug-dealing Harlem midget got shot.

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If Helena Christensen had been at Jose’s pool party, maybe things would have gone differently for the Rocket and Jose. Alas, she was still in mourning over the loss of Michael Hutchence, and declined Jose’s invitation.  Leaving us all to wonder, “what if?”

If Helena Christensen had been at Jose’s pool party, maybe things would have gone differently for the Rocket and Jose.

Alas, she was still in mourning over the loss of Michael Hutchence, and declined Jose’s invitation.  Leaving us all to wonder, “what if?”

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Happy New Year from Jose Canseco’s Pool Party (via bigfun)

Happy New Year from Jose Canseco’s Pool Party (via bigfun)

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Jose would not stop talking about his space-saving patio furniture. “It all interlocks and forms this big black tower.  I got it from The Sharper Image. It’s so awesome.” Of course, this led to the inevitable — Glenallen Hill and Dave Stieb tossing the whole set into the pool on multiple occasions throughout the evening.

Jose would not stop talking about his space-saving patio furniture.

“It all interlocks and forms this big black tower.  I got it from The Sharper Image. It’s so awesome.”

Of course, this led to the inevitable — Glenallen Hill and Dave Stieb tossing the whole set into the pool on multiple occasions throughout the evening.

Via Spork or Foon?

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Despite what urban legend may say about it, we have it on good authority that no scenes from Pootie Tang were filmed at the pool party. But Mario Joyner may have been in attendance.

Despite what urban legend may say about it, we have it on good authority that no scenes from Pootie Tang were filmed at the pool party.

But Mario Joyner may have been in attendance.

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When things got out of hand following Sabo starting a sushi fight and the cops had to be called, Jose wasted no time in summoning his lawyer to make sure everything was handled on the up-and-up.

When things got out of hand following Sabo starting a sushi fight and the cops had to be called, Jose wasted no time in summoning his lawyer to make sure everything was handled on the up-and-up.

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Fortunately for everyone in attendance, Rae Carruth did not attend.  There were rumors he was sitting in the trunk of a car outside the party, but those were never confirmed. There was, however, this guy — he showed up a few hours after the party began, wearing a Carruth jersey and ranting about how “this is the Panthers year — Beuerlein is going to get it done.”

Fortunately for everyone in attendance, Rae Carruth did not attend.  There were rumors he was sitting in the trunk of a car outside the party, but those were never confirmed.

There was, however, this guy — he showed up a few hours after the party began, wearing a Carruth jersey and ranting about how “this is the Panthers year — Beuerlein is going to get it done.”

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Jose told Jessica it was a bad idea for her cousin to get married at his pool party.  But she wouldn’t listen.  “What could go wrong?” she asked.

And for once, Jose was right.

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The Jenn Sterger Project was conceived at Jose Canseco’s Pool Party, when Jose agreed to put up the cost of the infamous Seminole’s performance-enhancers in exchange for backend participation in the gross.

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SportShorts was at the party. And Chris Sabo will never forgive them for what they subjected him to that day in the pool house.

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Ringposts beware...be Coco B. Ware

How this escaped the noble editors of this site until today is a towering testament to the forgetful powers of Knob Creek. That said, we’re tickled fuschia that Jose is lacing ‘em up. He’ll turn the sweet science sour, but that’s fine by me. The question is whether Vai spends more time punching Jose or the ringposts.

War By the Shore? We’re in…ALL IN!

Jose Canseco and former Eagle Vai Sikahema to fight in AC

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Jose shares his thoughts on A-Rod and Madonna — who are rumored to have met at Jose’s party (via ThreeStrikesandOut)

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This site is in no way affiliated with Jose Canseco. We're just a fan of his pool parties, his taste in fashion, and his steroid-fueled mega-dingers.

 

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